islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

an-dru:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"


"he was a troubled teenager and an outsider"

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

themaraudersaredead:

How to Turn All Your Essays into Feminist Rants No Matter the Subject Matter: An Autobiography by Me. 

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Tig Notaro (x)

danieljlayton:

foreveralone-lyguy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Stealing Food [x]

Previously: Animals vs. Kids, Cats Giving High Fives

THE DOG PUSHED THE CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER HIM THEN TOOK HIS FOOD WHEN HE FELL

It’s how sneaky the racoons are, and how quickly the seagull runs away after stealing the crisps. They deserve the food for being so sly.

mccoymedical:

shubbabang:

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I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THE LAST TWO PICTURES 

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

shadesofbrixton:

maptitude1:

This map shows the town of Agloe, New York, which was first put on maps in the 1930s as a fake place name so that cartographers could see when their work was being plagiarized. Their plan backfired, though, when someone living in the area opened an Agloe General Store after seeing the name on a map, and their cartographic fiction became a reality. Read more here.

A CONSPIRACY OF CARTOGRAPHERS

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

He’s just being protective. I’ll stop him.

death-by-lulz:

iraffiruse:

Two puns for the price of one.

This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!

hifivesforall:

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms

consulting-lokean:

magic—is—might:

cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

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We totally need a separate bookmark option

cuntherine:

i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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