if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"
"he was a troubled teenager and an outsider"
How to Turn All Your Essays into Feminist Rants No Matter the Subject Matter: An Autobiography by Me.
Tig Notaro (x)
THE DOG PUSHED THE CHAIR OUT FROM UNDER HIM THEN TOOK HIS FOOD WHEN HE FELL
It’s how sneaky the racoons are, and how quickly the seagull runs away after stealing the crisps. They deserve the food for being so sly.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT DID THE LAST TWO PICTURES
i never get sick of this guys puns
This map shows the town of Agloe, New York, which was first put on maps in the 1930s as a fake place name so that cartographers could see when their work was being plagiarized. Their plan backfired, though, when someone living in the area opened an Agloe General Store after seeing the name on a map, and their cartographic fiction became a reality. Read more here.
A CONSPIRACY OF CARTOGRAPHERS
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
He’s just being protective. I’ll stop him.
Two puns for the price of one.
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
I have met so many nice drunk girls in bathrooms
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
We totally need a separate bookmark option