my boyfriend fell asleep on the sofa so we can’t cuddle this is a tragedy

whhoreo:

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

1. stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

• stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ 

 they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that character you hate is what you’re known for.

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

there is a facebook site for the people I’ll be going to school with after the summer

currently scouting for hotties

discordandrhythm:

glee season five where blaine challenges kurt to midnight madness while they’re still just friends who get flirty and sometimes too handsy. and kurt’s all ‘oh it’s ON i’d like to see the look on your face when i win- AGAIN’ but then they’re both standing facing each other while some nameless senior reads out the song that they have to sing and it’s - 

come what may from moulin rouge. 

a haiku about periods

That was not a month

fucking fuck off you fucker

I fucking hate you

“If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.

If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.

If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.

If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.

If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.

Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.” — A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

benedictbooty:

dolce-they-say:

John and Hank Green in the 90s yo

[CACKLES HYSTERICALLY]

John looks like a cross between Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s day off and Marty McFly’s father.
Hank looks like the grown-up version of Gus Griswald from Recess.

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

thehunterandhisfallenangel:

definitelyafangirl:

patruelesfratresomnes:

donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE

I’m literally in tears right now. This would be so perfect and heartbreaking.

i need oxygEn

This really isn’t that difficult to grasp.

tzikeh:

1) Benedict Cumberbatch gave a phenomenal performance as Khan Noonien Singh in Star Trek: Into Darkness.

2) The casting of a white man as Khan Noonien Singh in 2013 is HIGHLY PROBLEMATIC.

3) Both of these things can be true at the same time.

4) No, really; they can.